Getting bullied at work? By someone who isn’t even authorized to bully you?
Then here’s something you can stick on his/her windshield.
Dear I hate You,
Dont be offenced that I hate you, I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. I would however really appreciate it if you just back the hell off an don’t talk to me, especially when I’m talking to myself. I don’t really like or want to be around you, and i need what only you can provide i.e: your absence
I usually remember a face but in your case I’ll make an exception. Speaking about your face have you seen it lately? If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
And you know all your work? All the work you don’t do but take credit for? I love their deadlines and the whooshing sound they make when they fly by but don’t worry too much about it because no one dies a virgin, life screws us all.